May
26
Breaking News…Ben Wallace and Council of Bullshit Rule on Joakim Noah Marijuana Arrest
Filed Under Floor Burns, NBA
by Chris Maynard, chris@hoops4thesoul.com
Doling out his authority in Cleveland, Ohio during an early Memorial Day morning conference call with his former Chicago Bulls teammates, Cleveland Cavaliers power forward Ben Wallace has ruled that current Bull Joakim Noah will be suspended for a game next season following Noah’s early Sunday morning arrest in Gainesville, Florida for walking outside with an open container of alcohol and possessing marijuana.
The date of the suspension has yet to be determined by Wallace, Adrian Griffin and the remaining members of the Council of Bullshit, a 14-member collection of underachieving veterans who play harder in the court of law than on the court.
Wallace described Noah’s actions as being “unacceptable and disrespectful to the integrity of the game” and equated the former Florida Gators’ disregard for the Bulls’ outstanding tradition as a classy organization to “someone signing a four year, $60 million contract and then showing absolutely no care for actually earning his paycheck.”
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